Just Saying Hi

Hi.

Really, what did you expect? 

Oh look, you found the secret message! Congratulations, you're smarter than me because I could never have found it in a million light years. I mean, if I didn't already know it was there. But hey, welcome to my blog. I hope you enjoy your stay, whether you be human, plant, both or magical sock. Although, I do wonder how in Heaven, Hell, Earth and Purgatory you managed to stumble across this practically nonexistent blog that will soon be full of more rubbish. I'm Whitlinger, but you can call me Mr. Bobalacticaliguhidywidy if you prefer it over my own nonsensical pseudonym. 

This is getting absurdly wordy (hey look that rhymes about 80%), so yepper peppers. You now have two choices. Keep reading and continue wasting more of the fantastic day (or night) I'm sure you're having, or leave this page forever and promise yourself never to return again. Go on, click the button. 















Oh, you're still here. Well...GOOD FOR YOU BECAUSE YOU GET TO SEE THIS PRECIOUS BABY: 

CLICK.

HAHAHA THOSE STUPID SOCKS. NOW YOU FEEL BETTER DON'T YOU. 

That was to compensate for wasting 60 seconds of your life. From here on, you are on your own. May the Force be with you, young Jedi. 

Good luck.